Which packages of LaffyTaffy have better jokes??

Today's Laffy gut busters:

1) Q: What comes from outer space and leads a parade?

     A: A Martian Band.

2) Q: What is a sea monster's favorite snack?

    A: Ships and Dip.

Haven't figured out the number of jokes per package question thing yet. Wonder if the jokes are any better? These two are from a 33 cent LaffyTaffy. You tell me...

By the way, banana flavor rocks!!!

Today's Laffy wisdom:

1) Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

     A: Not much. It just let out a little whine.

2) Q: Where do cows go to have fun?

    A: The moo-vies".

I have another question for you (or maybe I should re-direct this to the manufacturers of LaffyTaffy), why do the bigger packages of LaffyTaffy still only have two jokes on the packages? Wouldn't you think if you get two jokes on the 10 cent wrapper, you should get three on the 33 cent wrapper, and maybe four on the 99 cent wrapper? (and that is a conservative request at that)  Just sayin ....

 

The Pilot ... Life According to Laffy Taffy

I wanted to impart wisdom passed on to me through an admitted addiction of mine. Many of us have heard it of pot... that when you smoke it you become philisophical. OK, but you also get the munchies, cough your head off, and become a couch potato for the duration (which could be dangerous if your friend sitting next to you has the munchies for potatoes!) Just sayin'...

Now, getting back to MY addiction and some words of wisdom or at least a laugh now and again. Hence the name for the blog you find yourself in. It started back in '03 when Marty tossed me a joke concealed as a snack to keep me awake in Pharmacology or some equally exciting class..

Sorry I can't remember that one, but today's Laffy Taffy had two jokes that were punny enough get this thing started. Here ya go...

1) Q: How do you get the water into watermelon?
    A: Plant it in the spring.

2) Q: Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?
    A: His mom told him to "live in the present".

I know this may not be the first site for Laffy Taffy jokes, but these are the ones from my addiction. So consider this Step 12. More to come .....