1) Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
A: Not much. It just let out a little whine.
2) Q: Where do cows go to have fun?
A: The moo-vies".
I have another question for you (or maybe I should re-direct this to the manufacturers of LaffyTaffy), why do the bigger packages of LaffyTaffy still only have two jokes on the packages? Wouldn't you think if you get two jokes on the 10 cent wrapper, you should get three on the 33 cent wrapper, and maybe four on the 99 cent wrapper? (and that is a conservative request at that) Just sayin ....



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